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Santana Lopez

If you're on this page you obviously know who this hot piece of action is. If you don't: What rock have you been living under? I'm Santana fucking Lopez. Cheerio, fierce Latina from Lima Heights Adjacent and a breadstix lover.

Lets talk about Brittany. You mess with Britts, I end you. Simple as that. Would you talk smack about a kitten? No? That's because kittens are adorable and so is Bee. So don't do it.

I'm in Glee Club. So what? I have the best voice in there.

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A New Beginning

My god you people put too much effort into introductions.

I see Yentl, another Hobbit, a Yentl Junior, Kid With Big Lips, Puckerman and Blondie. I’m Santana, but you already knew that. I’m awesome and I see no point in writing 12 paragraphs considering I’ll end up hating half of you anways.

curious-blaine reblogged this from stixtana and added:

I’m assuming that I’m another Hobbit? I’m absolutely flattered, Santana! My name’s actually Blaine but I’m a huge fan of...
you-are-mine-to-find said: Yentl? While I suspect you mean to insult me, I would never turn down a nickname that compares me to one of Barbra Streisand’s iconic film roles. It’s nice to meet you, too.
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